Types: Filk, Largo, Humor
Based on "Keep the Customer Satisfied", I give you:

Keep my Soberness Minimized
With appologies to Simon & Garfunkel

Gee, It would be great to be back home.
Home is where I've got my beer.
I've been sober for too long, my friend,
that if you peered my mind, oh, the things you would see.
Well, it's never boring,
But tell me, at what cost.
I get beaten, fractures.
I see monsters never seen in the pictures,
And I'm face-to-face matched with a vampire,
In a constant race to build a bot empire,
Just trying to keep my soberness minimized - minimized.

Inspector Sonada said to me,
"Tell me what you think you do?
"Boy, you have duct-taped your last inch,
"You lack permit, boy, and now no zilla's here for you"
Well, it's never boring,
But tell me, at what cost.
I get beaten, fractures.
I see monsters never seen in the pictures,
And I'm face-to-face matched with a vampire,
In a constant race to build a bot empire,
Just trying to keep my soberness minimized - minimized.

(whoa-oh o-o-oh
whoa-oh o-o-oh
whoa-oh o-o-oh
whoa-oh oh-oh)

Well, it's never boring,
But tell me, at what cost.
I get beaten, fractures.
I see monsters never seen in the pictures,
And my throat's so dry.
My throat's (o-o-o-o-oh) so dry.
Just trying to keep my soberness minimized - minimized.

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