Types: Filk, Erika, Humor
Here we go then! I pretty much stuck with your concept. However, the original S&G song seemed a wee bit lean, so I added a couple verses.

Erika

Erika, you're breaking my bones,
You're bruising my body so badly!
Spare me, Erika! Please don't make me bleed,
You've got to believe I've atoned.

Erika, you're breaking my bones,
You're bruising my body so badly!
Spare me, Erika! Please don't make me bleed,
You've got to believe I've atoned.
I've atoned!

At the Tokyo Game Show Room there was Erika
At the Tecmo booth.
I got close to appreciate,
And the next thing I knew
I had serious pain.

Erika, you're breaking my bones,
You're bruising my body so badly!
Spare me, Erika! Please don't make me bleed,
You've got to believe I've atoned.
I've atoned!

Both our roomates passed out drunk, me and Erika
Carrying them back home.
When I told her she was racked,
The result was a need
For another arm-cast.

Erika, you're breaking my bones,
You're bruising my body so badly!
Spare me, Erika! Please don't make me bleed,
You've got to believe I've atoned.
I've atoned!

On the street in the morning when I saw Erika
On her way to work,
I called out, "What a shiny piece you show,
"Can I see it?" Then styrofoam
Was lodged in my throat.

Erika, you're breaking my bones,
You're bruising my body so badly!
Spare me, Erika! Please don't make me bleed,
You've got to believe I've atoned.
I've atoned!

Devastation, she's hurt me again,
I fall on the ground and I'm suffering,
Devastation, she's hurt me again,
I fall on the ground and I'm suffering.

(apologies to Simon and Garfunkel)
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Cecilia
Simon and Garfunkel


Cecilia, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily
Oh, Cecilia, I'm down on my knees
I'm begging you please to come home

Cecilia, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily
Oh, Cecilia, I'm down on my knees
I'm begging you please to come home
Come on home

Making love in the afternoon with Cecilia
Up in my bedroom (making love)
I got up to wash my face
When I come back to bed
Someone's taken my place

Cecilia, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily
Oh, Cecilia, I'm down on my knees
I'm begging you please to come home
Come on home

Jubilation, she loves me again,
I fall on the floor and I'm laughing,
Jubilation, she loves me again,
I fall on the floor and I'm laughing

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