Special guest-singer Erika steps up to the microphone - but first, a little something to make C-kun gouge his eyes out, as the not-penguin takes a break from hassling Draegos.


Oi, These Otaku Pests
(to the tune of Poor, Poor Pitiful Me)

I lay my head down upon my arms,
Trying to get a little rest,
A fanboy asks for an autograph,
Oi, these otaku pests.

Oi, these otaku pests,
Oi, these otaku pests,
Those fanboyz won't let me rest,
Lord you know more is less,
I need rest!

Well a fanboy came to the Tecmo booth,
When I was working there,
He must've thought he was pretty smooth,
But he just stood and stared,
Then he made a comment, very rude,
He was such an idiot;
And he tried to touch more than he should,
So I punched his ticket!

Oi, these otaku pests,
Oi, these otaku pests,
Those fanboyz won't let me rest,
Lord you know more is less,
I need rest!

I took a fanboy out and bought him beer,
Don't ask me why I did it,
He said he could make "my systemz scream",
I don't want to talk about it.

Oi, these otaku pests,
Oi, these otaku pests,
Those fanboyz won't let me rest,
Lord you know more is less,
I need rest!

(gomen nasai-gomen nasai-gomen nasai Warren-san!!)
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Poor, Poor Pitiful Me
Warren Zevon


I'd lay my head on the railroad tracks
And wait for the Double E
But the railroad don't run no more
Poor, poor pitiful me

Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
These young girls won't let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe is me

Well, I met a girl in West Hollywood
I ain't naming names
She really worked me over good
She was just like Jesse James
She really worked me over good
She was a credit to her gender
She put me through some changes, Lord
Sort of like a Waring blender

Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
These young girls won't let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe is me

Well, I met a girl at the Rainbow bar
She asked me if I'd beat her
She took me back to the Hyatt House
I don't want to talk about it

Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
These young girls won't let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe is me

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