Types: Filk
Goodbye Hoturi

Hoturi and Manta were the best of friends
All through their initiate days
Both members of the CoM
Both dancers at CoE

After graduation they both went out,
Loving their dark stylish world.
They looked all around the town
And all they saw was Shadow.

Well it wasn't two weeks
after they started clashing
that both started getting abused
They kept their dark glasses, long-sleeved trenches
and tried goth makeup to cover a bruise.

He finally got the nerve to ask for a date
He'd let the lady take it from there
But Hoturi walked right through that warning sign
And put him in intensive care

Right away Arianna came in from Talenta [1]
In true best friendship style
She held Manta's hand as they
worked out a plan
and it didn't take long to decide

That Hoturi had to die
Goodbye Hoturi
Hanotoko's iced tea
Sure tasted alright to me
You feeling weak
why don't you lay down and sleep
Ain't it dark
wrapped up in that tarp Hoturi

BG & Co. came by to bring Hoturi in
They searched the hall high and low
Then they tipped their glasses
and said "Thank you folks
if you hear from him let us know."

Well the weeks went by andSpring turned to Summer
And Summer faded into Fall
And it turns out he was a missing deadie
who nobody missed at all

So the pair bought some land
and a roadside stand
Out on Highway 109
They sell Miho plushes
and Nintendo hair brushes
And they don't
lose any sleep at night 'cause

Hoturi had to die
Goodbye Hoturi
We need a break
Let's go out to the lake Hoturi
We'll pack a lunch
And stuff you in the trunk Hoturi
Well is that all right
Good Let's go for a ride
Hoturi hey

[1] Ari and Gorion's never before named hometown

Goodbye Earl
Dixie Chicks

Mary Anne and Wanda were the best of friends
All through their high school days
Both members of the 4H Club
Both active in the FFA
After graduation Mary Anne went out lookin'
for a bright new world
Wanda looked all around this town
and all she found was Earl

Well it wasn't two weeks
after she got married that
Wanda started gettin' abused
She put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses
And make-up to cover a bruise
Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce
She let the law take it from there
But Earl walked right through that restraining order
And put her in intensive care
Right away Mary Anne flew in from Atlanta
On a red eye midnight flight
She held Wanda's hand as they
worked out a plan
And it didn't take long to decided

That Earl had to die
Goodbye Earl
Those black-eyed peas
They tasted all right to me Earl
You're feeling weak
Why don't you lay down
and sleep Earl
Ain't it dark
Wrapped up in that tarp Earl

The cops by came to bring Earl in
They searched the house
high and low
Then they tipped their hats
and said "Thank You ladies
if you hear from him let us know"

Well the weeks went by and
Spring turned to Summer
And Summer faded into Fall
And it turns out he was a missing person
who nobody missed at all

So the girls bought some land
and a roadside stand
Out on Highway 109
They sell Tennessee ham
and strawberry jam
And they don't
lose any sleep at night 'cause

Earl had to die
Goodbye Earl
We need a break
Let's go out to the lake Earl
We'll pack a lunch
And stuff you in the trunk Earl
Well is that all right
Good Let's go for a ride
Earl hey

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