This is based on the ending theme to Excel Saga, Aishuu no Bolero.

Note how the origina fits the current scenario with Bel-nyanko-chan and Boo.

And yes it sucks, and yes it is very Largo biased...just look at who's translating.

Bolero of Boo - Translated by |337 |\/|4574|-| Largo!

J0, from that day 1 noticed
t3h reason j00 game
was that the n33d of j00r body to fight 3v1l
How does this l33t0n3 stand in the face of 3v1l?
If j00 will g0 now, swiftly, so that t3h 3v1l does not become strong
By j00r l33tful side, if j00 come to fight quickly, t3h 3v1l
Miho Qu33n of t3h Z0m813, t3h cunning eyes, it's so hateful
More than g4m3z and b33r, this fight is suited for j00
J0, from that day 1 noticed
that there is no reason for this dreaded ph33r
G0! Really G0! B33r is precious!
Please! Fight and drink! Do j00 harbor love for 3v1l in j00r heart!?
And now, is not the time for drinking
What are j00 saying?
But honestly don't! "If you want to escape, escape then"
j00 say!? J00 n33d my l33t Boon3ss
G0! G0! G0! B33r! B33r! B33r!
There's no turning back! GO!!
DON'T FAIL ME!
But, j00're going to fight honorably? GO NOW!
If j00 will fight, do it fast, so that t3h 3v1l will n0t last



Original Ashuu no Boleru from Excel Saga

From that day I noticed
the reason that you became close
was that the tenderness of my body was to your liking
How does this body reflect in those eyes enduring hunger?
If you eat me now, instantly, so that the meat does not become tough.
In your embracing arms, if you come holding tightly, the painful
salt and pepper of the kitchen, the shining dull blade, it's so hateful
More than tomorrow's dreams, this body is suited more for oil.
From that day when I noticed,
that there is no reason for this cursed fate.
No! Really No! Life is precious!
Please! Stop and think! Do you have no love for animals in your heart!?
But now, I'm just right for eating.
What are you saying?
But honestly don't! "If you want to escape, escape then"
you say!? You need to add more cabbage.
OW! OW! OW! HOT! HOT! HOT!
There's no medium thick sauce!? NO!!
DON'T EAT ME!
But, you're going to deliciously eat me? GOD NO!
If you eat me now, do it quick, so that the meat does not become tough.

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