[!filk] *sobs* I got 4 new filk ideas today. Add that to my already standing 5 filk ideas, 9 fic ideas, and 1 screenplay idea (all relating to MT) and, well... damn.
Thankfully, it's all voluntary and I can procrastinate pretty much forever. [/!filk]

The Time Ping-chan Went Crazy
by Eli Young (Elyscape)
Apologies to Weird Al

At MegaGamers all the patrons were looking for
Something that they would bring out the door
When the bookcase just fell, it cause quite a great discord
It was rather amazing that silence was quick restored
But Piro was injured, he bled all on Kimiko
While Ping went out and searched for a healing bow
When she came back and saw them, she went into a rage
Despite the fact that she was all the wrong age!

The time Ping-chan went crazy
The time that she went insane
She might have decided to go mad
More likely something's wrong with her brain

Well the store is roped off, now, the police went and blocked it
It looks like the store's over now, like, everyone quit
And the robot is hiding, they still cannot find her
Despite the fact that she has made quite a big stir
The bodies are gone, now, and the carnage complete
For a long while none'll want to go eat
But the corpses must go to be identified
And some person is gonna end up left just to cry

The time Ping-chan went crazy
The time she killed her niisan
('long with) the girl that he rejected her for
And now they are both completely gone

Sony's in real deep sh*t, oh, man, yes they are
They released a product that can kill
Due to a really deep and unseen flaw
And Yuki is crying, Hayasaka sighing
And Miho is dying to know - oh, Ping-chan, why?
Why, why, why, why, why, why - you used to like Piro, like your pie...

What the hell, now, where has the robot gone?
Wait, someone found her, she shut down her brawn.
It looks like she's gone now, but maybe
she can reactivate, so treat her like debris.

[alternate verse used in "concert"]
Look at this, they seem to have found
The cause of disorder, this is very profound
Now she is cow'ring, it seems that she's scared
But so ruthless a "creature" could hardly have cared!
[/alternate]

But now Yuki's in therapy, and Erika's angry
And Tohya is not sure just what to be
And Kimiko and Piro are simply dead
The words "I love you" were never said
(Just because of)

The time Ping-chan went crazy
The time she felt rejected
Broke the back of the one who housed her
It's too bad that that code was neglected

(Oh) The time Ping-chan went crazy
The time that she went insane
She might have decided to go mad
More likely something's wrong with her brain
(Whoa) More likely something's wrong with her brain
(Tell ya) More likely something's wrong with her brain

The Night Santa Went Crazy
by Weird Al

Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
Something finally must've snapped in his brain

Well the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
Then he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
(Now ya) Can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without stepping in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the FBI
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circling 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flying, the body count's rising
And everyone's dying to know - oh, Santa, why?
My, my, my, my, my, my - you used to be such a jolly guy.

Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doing time
In a Federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey there little friend, don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in seven hundred more years.

[alternate verse used in concert]
Yes, Virginia, now Santa Claus is dead
A guy from the SWAT team blew a hole through his head
Yes, little friend, that's his brains on the floor
Guess you won't have the fat guy to kick around anymore
[/alternate]

But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Claus she's on the phone every night
With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights
(They talk about)

The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped

(Oh) The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
Something finally must've snapped in his brain
(Whoa) Something finally must've snapped in his brain
(Tell ya) Something must've finally snapped in his brain.

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