Since I was getting impatient waiting for the new jetpack-equipped Boo 2.0 to spring into action (Wednesday, pleeeease, Fred?), I've decided to take out my frustrations in composition, and inflict them on the forum. I therefore present - to the tune of Dionne Warwick's Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Mr. Kiss Kiss Boo Boo

He's small and he's smart,
Like a mouse, he squeaks at trouble,
But still, this hero's double,
Mr. Kiss Kiss Boo Boo.

He's cuddly and cute,
And he can charm you like a teddy,
This hamster's ever-ready,
Mr. Kiss Kiss Boo Boo.

Warriors and gamers
Have fought at his behest,
Like a bird he soars through life,
Like ev'ry day's the best.

He's calm and he's cool,
He's from the school that does right by 'em,
To righteousness he'll guide them,
Mr. Kiss Kiss Boo Boo's watching you.

Oh, warriors and gamers
Have fought at his behest,
Like a bird he soars through life,
Like ev'ry day's the best.

He's calm and he's cool,
He's from the school that does right by 'em,
To righteousness he'll guide them,
Mr. Kiss Kiss Boo Boo's watching you.
He's watching you.
Watching you.
Watching you.

Originial lyrics:

He's tall and he's dark,
And like a shark, he looks for trouble,
That's why the zero's double,
Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.

He's suave and he's smooth
And he can soothe you like vanilla.
The gentleman's a killer.
Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.

Damoiselles and danger
Have filled the stranger's past.
Like a knife he cuts thro' life
Like ev'ry day's the last.

He's fast and he's cool.
He's from the school that loves and leaves 'em,
A pity if it grieves 'em.
Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang's not a fool.

Oh, damoiselles and danger
Have filled the stranger's past.
Like the knife he cuts thro' life
Like ev'ry day's the last.

He's fast and he's cool.
He's from the school that loves and leaves 'em,
A pity if it grieves 'em.
Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang's not a fool.
No, he's no fool.
He's no fool.
He is no fool.

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