Types: Filk, Miho, Humor
This one's dedicated to the "Miho Is Evil" crowd. You know who you are.

Miho
(or, the Making of a Zomboy)

I met her in a club down in Toky-j0
Where the music's hot, but the hearts beat close to sub-zero,
Zee-ee-are-oh, zero;
She stalked through the door and she gave me a glance,
I asked for her name and in a chilly voice she said "Miho,
"Em-eye-aitch-oh, Miho, mi-mi-mi-mi-Miho."

Well I'm not the world's most cowardly guy,
But when I looked in her eyes I nearly died of fright over Miho,
Mi-mi-mi-mi-Miho;
Well I'm pretty dull, so why did I think
That she looked like a girl with eyes like a sphinx? Oh my Miho,
Mi-mi-mi-mi-Miho, mi-mi-mi-mi-Miho,
Miho, mi-mi-mi-mi-Miho, mi-mi-mi-mi-Miho.

Well she drank from a glass of blood red wine
Under the ultraviolet lights,
She licked her lips, then she looked up at me,
And she said, "I am feeling very hunger-ree."
Well I'm not the world's most suggestible guy
But when she looked in my eyes I was paralyzed by this Miho,
Mi-mi-mi-mi-Miho, mi-mi-mi-mi-Miho,
Miho, mi-mi-mi-mi-Miho, mi-mi-mi-mi-Miho.

I smelled her perfume,
The room spun around,
I knelt on the ground,
I fell to my doom,
And I heard her whisper from the gloom.

And since that night I gave up on the day
And all my nights are spent at the rave with my Miho,
Mi-mi-mi-mi-Miho;
When you have paid your entry fee,
Then never again will you be free from my Miho,
Mi-mi-mi-mi-Miho;
Well I'd never been to a rave before,
And I looked longingly at the door,
But Miho showed an enigmatic smile,
And said "Stay here in the dark for a while."

Well I'm not a self-destructive kinda guy,
But I'll never regret the night that I died,
Nor will Miho,
Mi-mi-mi-mi-Miho, mi-mi-mi-mi-Miho,
Miho, mi-mi-mi-mi-Miho, mi-mi-mi-mi-Miho.

(apologies to the Kinks)
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Lola
The Kinks


I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
See-oh-el-aye cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola
El-oh-el-aye Lola la-la-la-la Lola

Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy won't you come home with me
Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
Well I left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I'm gonna make you a man

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Lola
La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola

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