Girls Just Wanna Have Guns

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Girls Just Wanna Have Guns

With this costume I'm packing heat,
Dressed in serafuku boys treat me like meat,
I can break their arms, but that only stuns,
Oh, girls just wanna have guns,
Oh, girls just wanna have guns.

Playing Quake you need more than b33r,
With this chibi-Killstick I'll teach you to ph34r,
B4k4 Largo, in this game I am t3h One,
Oh, girls just wanna have guns,
Oh, girls just want to have--

That's all they really want,
big guns,
Don't offer them axes, maces or clubs,
Oh, girls just wanna have guns,
yeah, girls just wanna have guns.

At Acen, the reek makes me hurl,
as fanboys surround me just 'cause I'm a girl,
But when they see my Soapchucker they all start to run,
Oh, girls just wanna have guns,
Oh, girls just wanna have--

That's all they really want,
big guns,
Don't offer them axes, maces or clubs,
Oh, girls just wanna have guns,
yeah, girls just wanna have guns.
They want to have guns,
They want to have guns ...
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper

I come home in the morning light
My mother says when you gonna live your life right
Oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones
And girls just want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun

The phone rings in the middle of the night
My father yells what you gonna do with your life
Oh daddy dear you know you're still number one
But girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have--

That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Girls-- they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun

Some boys take a beautiful girl
And hide her away from the rest of the world
I want to be the one to walk in the sun
Oh girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have

That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Girls--they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun,
They want to have fun,
They want to have fun...