Types: Filk, Ping, Ed, Humor
Ugly Baby to the tune of "Somebody's Baby"

Well, just-a look at that dude with his face missin' 'cept for his eyes.
Think he must've been an ugly baby?
Or had a bad accident, maybe?
All the guys look away and all the women break down and cry:
"He must've been an ugly baby,
Or had a bad accident, maybe;
Yeah, he must have had an accident, baby,
It's a shame --
He probably messed with that E.D.S.,
Maybe he's obsessed,
Yeah, he was probably messing with Ping, I'll guess."

He was laughin' like the Joker when the doctor showed him what she had done.
She said "I'm sure you weren't an ugly baby,
But you've had a bad accident, baby.
'Cos each time you lose a fight you lose face, if you'll pardon the pun;
I'm sure you weren't an ugly baby,
But you've had a bad accident, baby,
I can't make you pretty, baby,
Such a shame --
You've got to have messed with that E.D.S.,
What, are you obsessed?
Yeah, you must have been messing with Ping, oh yes!"

Now he's a-feelin' so mad 'bout what's been done to his phizz,
He's got a date with a doll and a little bit of unfinished biz...
"Well now it's no more Mister Nice Guy,
No matter how kawaii," he says.

Yeah, he's plannin' to mess with that E.D.S.
'Cos he's so obsessed.
Yeah, he's gonna be messing with Ping, oh yes...
Yeah, he's plannin' to mess with that E.D.S.
'Cos he's so obsessed.
Yeah, he's gonna be messing with Ping, oh yes...
Gonna do his best, 'cos he's so obsessed.
Gonna do his best, 'cos he's so obsessed.
Gonna do his best, 'cos he's so obsessed.
Boo yah, gonna do his best, 'cos he's so obsessed.

(Apologies to Jackson Browne)

Somebody's Baby

Well, just-a look at that girl with the lights comin' up in her eyes.
She's got to be somebody's baby.
She must be somebody's baby.
All the guys on the corner stand back and let her walk on by.
She's got to be somebody's baby.
She must be somebody's baby.
She's got to be somebody's baby.
She's so fine.
She's probably somebody's only light.
Gonna shine tonight.
Yeah, she's probably somebody's baby, all right.

I heard her talkin' with her friend when she thought nobody else was around.
She said she's got to be somebody's baby;
She must be somebody's baby,
'Cause when the cars and the signs and the street lights light up the town,
She's got to be somebody's baby;
She must be somebody's baby;
She's got to be somebody's baby.
She's so....
She's gonna be somebody's only light.
Gonna shine tonight.
Yeah, she's gonna be somebody's baby tonight.

I try to shut my eyes, but I can't get her outta my sight.
I know I'm gonna know her, but I gotta get over my fright.
Well, I'm just gonna walk up to her.
I'm gonna talk to her tonight.

Yeah, she's gonna be somebody's only light.
Gonna shine tonight.
Yeah, she's gonna be somebody's baby tonight.
Yeah, she's gonna be somebody's only light.
Gonna shine tonight.
Yeah, she's gonna be somebody's baby tonight.
Gonna shine tonight, make her mine tonight.
Gonna shine tonight, make her mine tonight.
Gonna shine tonight, make her mine tonight.
Oh yeah, gonna shine tonight, make her mine tonight.

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