Abject apologies to Sting, and everyone else for that matter. But I hope you get a chuckle out of it nonetheless. ^_^;;


L33t One
(after 'Roxanne', by The Police)

L33t one...
You don't have to dig in the dumpster
It's not nutritious
You don't have to scrounge your meals up from the dirt

L33t one...
You don't have to eat the leftovers
Caught up in your questing
You don't care if your stomach's going to hurt

L33t one, you don't have to dig in the dumpster
L33t one, you don't have to dig in the dumpster

[Chorus]
(l33t one) Dig in the dumpster x5
[/Chorus]

I know you are enlightened
I can't help but be frightened
That such a man is reduced to this
I won't let you dig your health away

You know I am determined
So don't eat with the vermin
Told you once, I won't tell you again
It's unhealthy

L33t one, you don't have to dig in the dumpster
L33t one, you don't have to dig in the dumpster

[Chorus (repeated as it fades)]

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