Yuki's Mom

Before I want to begin, I must show everyone this picture.

The singer of this filk is Draegos. I'm not saying anything about Draegos, just harping on that one comment he made about Yuki's mother. There is no point in reading further into it. This filk was created all in good fun. That is all.




Yuki's Mom
A filk of Stacy's Mom<---link to audio version of the song
Apologies to Fountains of Wayne

Yuki's mom has got it goin' on
Yuki's mom has got it goin' on
Yuki's mom has got it goin' on
Yuki's mom has got it goin' on

Yuki can I protect you after school? (after school)
We can talk about Piro being is a fool. (being a fool)
Did your mom get back from her business trip? (business trip)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)

You know I'm not the crazy fan that I used to be
I've found my calling, Yuki can't you see?

Yuki's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want, and I've missed her for so long
Meagen can't ya see? You're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong
But I'm in love with Yuki's mom

Yuki's mom has got it goin' on
Yuki's mom has got it goin' on

Yuki do you remember when I fought the CoM? (fought the CoM)
Your mom yelled out, "Get your troops off the lawn." (off the lawn)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (way she stared)
And the way she said, "Go defend from over there." (from over there)

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your dad's a bum your mom could use a guy like me

Yuki's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want, and I've missed her for so long
Meagen can't ya see? You're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong
But I'm in love with Yuki's mom

Yuki's mom has got it goin' on (she's got it goin' on)
She's all I want, and I've missed her for so long
Meagen can't ya see? You're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong
But I'm in love with-

Yuki's mom, ah-oh-ah-oh
I'm in love with-
Yuki's mom, ah-oh-ah-oh
Wait a minute
Meagen can't ya see? You're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong
But I'm in love with Yuki's mom

Stacy's Mom
By Fountains of Wayne

Stacy's mom, has got it goin on
Stacy's mom, has got it goin on
Stacy's mom, has got it goin on
Stacy's mom, has got it goin on

Stacy can I come over
After school (after school)
We can hang around
by the pool (hang by the pool)
Did your mom get back
from her business trip (business trip)
Is she there?
Or is she tryin to give me the slip (give me the slip)

You know I'm not the little boy
that I used to be
I'm all grown up
Now baby can't you see!?

Stacy's mom, has got it goin on
She's all I want, and I've waited for so long
Stacy can't ya see? you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but,
I'm in love with Stacy's mom

Stacy's mom, has got it goin on
Stacy's mom, has got it goin on

Stacy do you remember
when I mowed your lawn (mowed your lawn)
Your mom came out
With just a towel on (towel on)
I could tell she liked me
From the way she stared (way she stared)
And the way she said
'ya missed a spot over there' (spot over there)

And I know that you think its just a fantasy
But since your dad walked out
your mom could use a guy like me

Stacy's mom, has got it goin on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Stacy can't ya see?
You're just not the girl for me
I know it may be wrong but,
I'm in love with Stacy's mom

Stacy's mom has got it goin on (shes got it goin on)
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Stacy can't ya see, You're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong, I'm in love with-

Stacy's mom, ah-oh-ah-oh
I'm in love with-
Stacy's mom, ah-oh-ah-oh
Wait a minute
Stacy can't ya see?
You're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but
I'm in love with Stacy's mom