For those of you who aren't familar with the video for the orginal song, the male singer wore a mesh shirt and tight leather pants, or just the tight leather pants. Now picture Bishie Ed in similar attire and singing the following ...

I'm Too Bishie
{After I'm Too Sexy}

I'm too bishie for this plot, too bishie for this plot,
Plot's going to need me,
I'm too bishie for my gun, too bishie for my gun,
So bishie it's fun,
And I'm too bishie for this store, too bishie for this store,
Apartment and floor,
And I'm too bishie for the hottie, too bishie for the hottie,
Her I'll try romancing.

I'm a bishie you know what that means,
As I start bending the lines of gender,
Yeah lines of gender, lines of gender yeah,
I'm bending the lines of gender.

I'm too bishie for my coat, too bishie for my coat,
So bishie I gloat,
And I'm too bishie for the 'bot, too bishie for the 'bot,
she don't know that I'm hot.

I'm a bishie you know what that means
As I start bending the lines of gender
Yeah lines of gender, lines of gender yeah
I'm bending the lines of gender

I'm too bishie for my fans, too bishie for my fans,
Poor fans, poor screaming fans,
I'm too bishie for this plot, too bishie for this plot,
Plot's going to need me,
And I'm too bishie for this strip.</pre>
I'm Too Sexy
Right Said Fred

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat Too sexy for my hat
what do you think about that
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song

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