Not to be confused with Hamtaro references, I've made a parody of a rather inspirational Disney song.

As it's my first, I do hope it doesn't suck too much.

Be a Ham!
Lyrics by Silent Rogue
Apologies to Donny Osmond and Disney

Let's get down to buisness, to defeat that cat
I've been running too long, and I've had enough of that!
I've failed my duties left and right,
But you can bet, that changes soon.
As I shoot this kitty off to the moon!

Seraphim's been captured
to my surprise.
Saving is now my duty,
I do, surmise.
You're a foul and vicious kitty-cat,
But I will change that soon.
Kitty I'll blow you away, to the moon!

Has Boo completely gone insane?

He's going to get hurt real bad.

He's never been trained with that gun.

I pray to the saints,

Cause I'm afraid we're gonna be had.

And to think I thought we almost won!

(Be a Ham!)
I must be calm as I aim my weapon
(Be a Ham!)
And his arse I shall calmly whip
(Be a Ham!)
With great care I shall target the kitty
With many a shot of high-grade catnip!

Battle draws closer, as up he climbs,
I smoothly load the chamber, to my Nip-Stick carbine!
The time has come, the day be won,
I shall surely walk away
Maybe I'll be promoted someday!

[Chorus without instruments]
*EDIT* (Added Original Lyrics)

I'll Make a Man Out of You
Performed by Donny Osmond and Chorus
Copyright Disney

Let's get down to business--to defeat the Huns.
Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man out of you
Tranquil as a forest
But on fire within
Once you find your center
You are sure to win
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a man out of you!

I'm never gonna catch my breath

Say good-bye to those who knew me

Boy I was a fool in school for cutting gym

This guy's got 'em scared to death

Hope he doesn't see right through me

Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!
Shang & Chorus
(Be a man)
We must be swift as the coursing river
(Be a man)
With all the force of a great typhoon
(Be a man)
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Time is racing toward us till the Huns arrive
Heed my every order and you might survive
You're unsuited for the rage of war
So pack up, go home, you're through
How could I make a man out of you?

[Chorus without instruments]

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