Junpei Fanboys' Song

Junpei, we are overjoyed
To meet you here at last,
You are what we wannabe,
The baddest of the bad,
Hauling Largo,
Defeating special ops,
There's nothing cooler than a n1nj4,
Junpei, dude, j00 rox!

So you are Junpei,
The l33t n1nj4 Junpei!
Show us those cool moves you do:
*crunch*snap*creak*piku*
Just break all those guns
And we'll have loads of fun,
C'mon, l33t n1nj4 d00d!

Junpei, you just won't believe
The hit you've made with us!
You're the man we talk about,
We just can't get enough!
So cool in your hoodie,
Or your suit and tie,
Stalking through the city,
You're a bitchin' n1nj4 spy!

So you are Junpei,
The l33t n1nj4 Junpei!
With your parti-colored hair
You are fsk'n debonair!
Just show us your style
And we all will go wild,
C'mon, l33t n1nj4 d00d!

We only want to hang out here
For just a little while,
You're closet full of melee weapons
Gives us evil smiles!
Armies of Darkness
Will turn around and run,
When you pull out your chainsaw
From Hitachi just for fun!

So you are Junpei,
The l33t n1nj4 Junpei!
The head n1nj4 keeps you informed
With origami unicorns!
Just make sure you duck
That kawaii Miho's hugs,
C'mon, l33t n1nj4 d00d!

Hey! Aren't you n1nj4 Junpei,
The l33t n1nj4 Junpei?
You're the man with rent-a-zilla,
Man, j00r moves are really killa!
Just use your kung foř,
And you'll ownz all them fools,
Rock on j00 l33t n1nj4,
Rock on j00 l33t n1nj4,
Rock on j00 l33t n1nj4 d00d!
Rock on j00, j00, j00!
Rock on j00, j00!
Rock on Junpei!

(apologies to Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber)
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King Herod's Song

Jesus, I am overjoyed
To meet you face to face
You've been getting quite a name
All around the place
Healing cripples
Raising from the dead
Now I understand you're God
At least that's what you've said

So you are the Christ
You're the great Jesus Christ
Prove to me that you're divine
Change my water into wine
That's all you need do
Then I'll know it's all true
C'mon King of the Jews

Jesus you just won't believe
The hit you've made around here
You are all we talk about
You're the wonder of the year
Oh what a pity
If it's all a lie
Still I'm sure that you can rock
The cynics if you try

So if you are the Christ
Yes the great Jesus Christ
Prove to me that you're no fool
Walk across my swimming pool
If you do that for me
Then I'll let you go free
C'mon King of the Jews

I only ask what I'd
Ask any superstar
What is it that you have got
That puts you where you are? (Oh, ho ho)
I am waiting
Yes I'm a captive fan
I'm dying to be shown
That you are not just any man

So if you are the Christ
Yes the great Jesus Christ
Feed my household with this bread
You can do it on your head
Or has something gone wrong?
Jesus, why do you take so long?
Aw, c'mon King of the Jews

Hey! Aren't you scared of me Christ?
Mr. Wonderful Christ!
You're a joke, you're not the Lord
You are nothing but a fraud
Take him away
He's got nothing to say!
Get out you King of the
Get out you King of the,
Get out you King of the Jews!
Get out of here, you, you!
Get out of here, you!
Get out of my Life!

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