Types: Verse, Parody, Humor
[!slivovitz]I could not top Smurd's Blasphemous_Dr_Seuss_divertimento, but I just had to this after I've heard that hilariously great version of "Green Eggs and Ham" (which you will have to download since they only do it in shows) by Moxy Fruvous (the U is supposed to be umlauted). [/slivovitz]

[Dr_Seuss_Ripoffofisimo]

It's me, Fritz
Fritz me it's

That "Fritz-me-it's"
That "Fritz-me-it's"
I do not like that "Fritz-me-It's"

Would you like some slivovitz?

I would not like some, "Fritz-me-It's"
I would not drink that slivovitz

Would you drink with ice or straight?

I would not drink with ice or straight
I would not drink it any way
I do not like that slivovitz
I do not like it, "Fritz-me-it's"

Would you like it by the vats?
Would you like it with the cats?

I would not like it by the vats
I would not like it with the cats
I would not drink with ice or straight
I would not drink it any way
I do not like that slivovitz
I do not like it, "Fritz-me-it's"

Would you drink the fatty bits?
Would you have the drink at Pete's?

No fatty bits
No drink at Pete's
Not by the vats
Not with the cats
I would not drink with ice or straight
I would not drink it any way
I do not like that slivovitz
I do not like it, "Fritz-me-it's"

Would you? Could you, for the bats?
Drink it! Drink for Piney Flats!

I would not, could not, for the bats

You may like it,
It may just fit
You may like it,
With the kits

I would not, could not, with the kits
Not for the bats! Have you lost your wits?
I would not like it by the vats
I would not like it with the cats
I would not like the MT gits
See me drink that slivovitz
I would not drink with ice or straight
I would not drink it any way
I do not like that slivovitz
I do not like it, "Fritz-me-it's"

The spats! The Spats!
The spats! The Spats!
Could you, would you,
Wearing spats?

Not wearing spats! Not with the kits!
Not for the bats! You lost your wits!
I would not, could not, by the vats
I could not, would not, with the cats
I will not drink the fatty bits
I will not have the drink at Pete's
I will not drink with ice or straight
I will not drink it any way
I do not like that slivovitz
I do not like it, "Fritz-me-it's"

Say! With some Scots?
Here with these Scots!
Would you, could you, with some Scots?

I would not, could not, with some Scots

Would you, could you, drink in shots?

I would not, could not, drink in shots
Not with some scots. Not wearing spats.
Not for the bats. Not with the kits.
I do not like it, Fritz, you twit!
Not by the vats. No fatty bits.
Not with the cats. No drink at Pete's.
I will not drink with ice or straight
I will not drink it any way!

You do not like that slivovitz?

I do not like it, "Fritz-me-it's"

Could you, would you, by the yachts?

I would not, could not, by the yachts!

Would you, could you, drink from pots?

I could not, would not, drink from pots
I will not, will not, by the yachts
I will not drink it down in shots
I will not drink it with the Scots
Not wearing spats! Not with the kits!
Not for the bats! You lost your wits!
I would not like the fatty bits
I would not like the drink at Pete's
I will not have the MT gits
See me drink this slivovitz
I would not drink with ice or straight
I would not drink it any way
I do not like that slivovitz!
I do not like it, "Fritz-me-it's"

You do not like it, so you say
Try it! Try it and you may!
Try them and you may, I say

Fritz!
If you will gather up your wits
I will try it, though it will not fit.

----

Say! I like this slivovitz!
I do! I like it, "Fritz-me-it's"
And I would drink it by the yachts
And I would even drink from pots
And I will drink it down in shots
And wearing spats. And with the Scots
And for the bats. And with the Kits
It's just so good; so good it fits!
So I will drink the fatty bit
And I will have the drink at Pete's
And I will drink it with the cats
And all the men of Piney Flats
And I will drink with ice and straight
Say! I will drink it any way!

I do so like that slivovitz!
Thank you!
Thank you, "Fritz-me-it's!"

[/Dr_Seuss_Ripoffofisimo]

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