Note: This post was lost in the December 2003 forum restructuring.

This came to me on the train this morning, in the form of a medieval song. (I can hear the melody but I can't write music, though -- where's Kim Justice when you need him??) More anecdotal evidence that coffee has psychoactive properties.

Ancient Musick: the Tale of Sir Largo

O please won't you listen as I take up my flute,
O hey nonny nonny yadda yadda rooty toot!
And I'll tell a little tale as I'm tuning up my lute,
Yea, nonny nonny loony-tuna tune yer lute!

There once was a squire named Kobayashi-kun,
O hey nonny nonny yadda yadda lotsa fun!
And he went to Megatokyo in the Land of Rising Sun,
Yea nonny nonny running to the Rising Sun!

He was seeking an idol called Hayasaka-san,
O hey nonny nonny yadda yadda Chaka Khan!
Who had many years ago from the world withdrawn,
Yea nonny nonny from the world she was gone!

Oh so mysteriously there came an e-mail
O hey nonny nonny yadda yadda eels in a pail!
And soon Kobayashi-kun was hot upon the trail,
Yea nonny nonny holly jolly on the trail!

At the end of his journey he was tired and sore,
O hey nonny nonny yadda yadda Bangalore!
Kobayashi tracked her down to the MegaGamers store,
Yea nonny nonny, to the MegaGamers store!

Oh, he thought he picked her up on his video feed,
O hey nonny nonny yadda yadda Tweedle-Dee'd!
And Kobayashi-kun then to nothing else paid heed,
Yea nonny nonny vidi vici yes indeed!

But our squire hadn't reckoned with someone on his tail,
O hey nonny nonny yadda yadda on a rail!
It was none other than Sir Largo the Pale,
Yea nonny nonny o the palest of the pale!

So what happened next in this silly little tale?
O hey nonny nonny yadda yadda Steak & Ale!
Sir Largo did 0wnz0r poor Kobayashi's tail,
Yea nonny nonny O his tail he did flail!

And under the shadow of dread Sir Largo's leer,
O hey nonny nonny yadda yadda Tears for Beers!
Kobayashi will MegaGamers always hold in fear,
Yea nonny nonny now and always in fear!

Oh, the end of my tale is short and sweet,
O hey nonny nonny yadda yadda tout suite!
Sir Largo flung his sorry butt out upon the street,
Yea nonny nonny on the hardy hardy street!
Note: This post was lost in the December 2003 forum restructuring.

Pry no more fanboys, pry no more,
Largo's got your number,
He's on the net, and in the store,
His network never slumbers,
So leave with haste, and ph34r this place,
And be you never found here,
For in real life, or cyberspace,
You will be p0wnz3r3d.
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Sigh no more ladies, sigh no more,
Men were deceivers ever,
One foot in sea, and one on shore,
To one thing constant never,
Then sigh not so, but let them go,
And be you blithe and bonny,
Converting all your sounds of woe
Into hey-nonny-nonny

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