Note: This post was lost in the December 2003 forum restructuring.
Pry no more fanboys, pry no more,
Largo's got your number,
He's on the net, and in the store,
His network never slumbers,
So leave with haste, and ph34r this place,
And be you never found here,
For in real life, or cyberspace,
You will be p0wnz3r3d.
Sigh no more ladies, sigh no more,
Men were deceivers ever,
One foot in sea, and one on shore,
To one thing constant never,
Then sigh not so, but let them go,
And be you blithe and bonny,
Converting all your sounds of woe