[RP] The corner office at the 14th floor of the Sony headquarters saw the western sun cast upon its sole occupant. "A guy from marketing is here to see you sir," said the voice out of the intercom. "He says his name is e-Monk."
"As you may know, sir," said e-Monk, "SEGA has started a massive campaign centering over a catchy tune whose chorus spells out their brand name."
"Why, if this is so," replied the executive, "we must also write such a song, it's inevitable."
"I'm already two steps ahead of you, sir."
"Two? why is that?"
"You'll see, but first hear the song I wrote. It's based off of 'S-E-X-X-Y' by They Might Be Giants"
[/RP][filk]

[spoken]
the way the world goes,
is an array of flaws,
by whom will we be saved?
everyone knows:
[/spoken]

S-O-N-N-Y
In a warfield rough,
A mile-long scortched,
with nobody else
S-O-N-N-Y

There he is,
Tokyo operative head.
Kill stick in his hand,
His name his Ed.
S-O-N-N-Y

N - because it's mass N-slaving
why? - because there's no escaping
A corpo-cratic rule
To smite down the fool
We know it sounds cruel

We look inside your mind,
Surrender or you die.
Secret agent guy,
A corporate spy.
S-O-N-N-Y

We bought hell
We own most of Quebec
And soon enough
The world is ours.
S-O-N-N-Y

N - because it's mass N-slaving
why? - because there's no escaping
You needn't be so tense,
loosen up and dance,
't might be your last chance.

[/filk][RP]
"I have to admit, it is a catchy tune. But there's one problem: Sony is spelled S-O-N-Y."
"This is why I said I was two steps ahead of you. I got the company name changed to Sonny, isn't it great?"
"Yes... Amazing... Listen what, we have a corner office that has recently been vacated. I think this great job of yours entitles you to it, what do you say?"
The executive pressed the button for the intercom, "Elaine, can you show e-Monk here the way to his new 'office'. You know, the one with the 'view' to the shark pool."
[/RP]

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