Types: Filk, Community
Yes, this is my 250th post, which makes me an official addict. Following the recent trend, this means I have to post something special. So here's two filks: the first a tribute to the forum, and an extra one as a 250th post bonus to be sung by Largo, adressing Miho.

L33t Addiction
With apologies to Aerosmith

L33t Addiction
L33t Addiction

You ask all the things that nobody'd ask
You analyze things thrice deep as the rest
And when you get annoyed you just have a little beer
I mean, you know right now what would happen in a year

Some guys at the forums, they like to write fics
They'd enjoy C&C so they'd know what to fix
Well I've got to admit, sometimes it's eerie
But it's always in-char (well, at least in theory)

L33t Addiction
L33t Addiction

And all the guys writing filks, well, you know who you are
I've got ulcers in my stomach just from laughing so hard
And when you write about things that're a little more glum
Well, I've got to admit that it gets me every time
(Yes it does)

And I stand in the front, trying to look not afflicted
But truth be told I'm very much addicted
And I've got all of you to salute and to thank
A couple of months from now I'll have my veteran's rank

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Original: Sweet Emotion
By Aerosmith

Sweet Emotion
Sweet Emotion

You talk about things that nobody cares
You're wearing out things that nobody wears
You're calling my name but you gotta make clear
I can't say baby where I'll be in a year

Some Sweat Hog mama with a face like a gent
Said my get up and go musta got up and went
Well I got good news, she's a real good liar
'Cause the backstage boogie set your pants on fire

Sweet Emotion
Sweet Emotion

I pulled into town in a police car
Your daddy said I took it just a little to far
You're telling me things but your girlfriend lied
You can't catch me 'cause the rabbit gone died
Yes it is

You stand in the front just a shakin' your ass
I'll take you backstage, you can drink from my glass
I talk about somehting you can sure understand
'Cause a month on the road an' I'll be eating from your hand
Types: Filk, Miho, Largo
A Shoulder to Cry on
With apologies to Blind Faith

Has sitting on this throne
Made my heart a stone,
That I can't see that I must change?
Am I the reason
For your melancholic moan?
Your sorrow made me see
That I'm--- Maybe I'm mad, but there's nothing that can justify
As you're damaged and there's no shoulder to cry on

So, I'll come down off this throne
And try best to atone
For all the things that I can't change
You are the reason
For my sympathetic turn
Your expression made me see
That I'm--- Maybe I'm mad, but there's nothing that can justify
Oh, as you're damaged, I'll be your shoulder to cry on

Yes, I'll be your shoulder to cry on
Yes, I'll be your shoulder to cry on
Yes, I'll be your shoulder to cry on
Yes, I'll be your shoulder to cry on

Still, I'll be your shoulder to cry on
'Cause I know the things that I've done wrong
Yes, I'll be your shoulder to cry on

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Original: Can't find my way home
By Blind Faith

Come down off your throne
And leave your body alone
Somebody must change
You are the reason
I've been waiting so long
Somebody holds the key
Well, I'm near the end
And I just ain't got the time
Well, I'm wasted
And I can't find my way home

Come down on your own
And leave your money at home
Somebody must change
You are the reason
I've been waiting all these years
Somebody holds the key
I'm near the end,
And I just ain't got the time
Oh, and I'm wasted,
And I can't find my way home

But I can't find my way home
But I can't find my way home
But I can't find my way home
But I can't find my way home
Still, I can't find my way home
And, I ain't done nothing wrong
But, I can't find my way home

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