Types: Filk
[!filk] And now for something completely different. It certainly took long enough. 
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Dating Sim Man
A rather loose filk of "Particle Man"
Apologies to They Might Be Giants
By Caduceus-kun
Dating sim man, dating sim man
Gets 2D girls like nobody can
What's he learn? It's not important
Dating sim man
Is he a dork, or is he a nerd?
When he talks to girls do they think he's absurd?
When he talks is he even heard?
Nobody knows, dating sim man
Seiyuu girl, seiyuu girl
Dating sim man likes seiyuu girl
They have a talk, seiyuu is nice
Seiyuu girl
Gamer man, gamer man
Playing all the games a gamer can
Can he win? Of course he can
Gamer man
Is he l33t, or can he be beat?
Even if his opponents know how to cheat?
Is he playing on the edge of his seat?
The hamster knows, gamer man
Sega Man, Sega man
Riding 'round in a black ops van
Blowing things up with gamer man
Sega man
He's got a gun, though he's in Japan
So you better do what he commands
He enjoys blasting things to sand
Dangerous man, Sega man
Seiyuu girl, seiyuu girl
Dating sim man likes seiyuu girl
They have a talk, seiyuu is nice
Seiyuu girl
Particle Man
They Might Be Giants
Particle man, particle man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like? It's not important
Particle man
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man
Triangle man, Triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle man
Universe man, Universe man
Size of the entire universe man
Usually kind to smaller man
Universe man
He's got a watch with a minute hand,
Millenium hand and an eon hand
When they meet it's a happy land
Powerful man, universe man
Person man, person man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person man
Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man?
Degraded man, person man
Triangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hates person man
They have a fight, triangle wins
Triangle man
[/!filk]Dating Sim Man
A rather loose filk of "Particle Man"
Apologies to They Might Be Giants
By Caduceus-kun
Dating sim man, dating sim man
Gets 2D girls like nobody can
What's he learn? It's not important
Dating sim man
Is he a dork, or is he a nerd?
When he talks to girls do they think he's absurd?
When he talks is he even heard?
Nobody knows, dating sim man
Seiyuu girl, seiyuu girl
Dating sim man likes seiyuu girl
They have a talk, seiyuu is nice
Seiyuu girl
Gamer man, gamer man
Playing all the games a gamer can
Can he win? Of course he can
Gamer man
Is he l33t, or can he be beat?
Even if his opponents know how to cheat?
Is he playing on the edge of his seat?
The hamster knows, gamer man
Sega Man, Sega man
Riding 'round in a black ops van
Blowing things up with gamer man
Sega man
He's got a gun, though he's in Japan
So you better do what he commands
He enjoys blasting things to sand
Dangerous man, Sega man
Seiyuu girl, seiyuu girl
Dating sim man likes seiyuu girl
They have a talk, seiyuu is nice
Seiyuu girl
Particle Man
They Might Be Giants
Particle man, particle man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like? It's not important
Particle man
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man
Triangle man, Triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle man
Universe man, Universe man
Size of the entire universe man
Usually kind to smaller man
Universe man
He's got a watch with a minute hand,
Millenium hand and an eon hand
When they meet it's a happy land
Powerful man, universe man
Person man, person man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person man
Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man?
Degraded man, person man
Triangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hates person man
They have a fight, triangle wins
Triangle man
