Trial of the Hentai
by Eli Young (Elyscape)
Apologies to Pink Floyd

Good morning, Fred your honor.
The boards will fiercely show
The prisoner, who now stands before you
Was caught red-handed drawing hentai
Drawing hentai of a rather MT nature;
This will not do.
Call the mod'rator!

I always thought he'd be a damn troll
In the end your honor.
If I'd just had more time to patrol
He'd be banned from the place.
But my hands were tied,
Privaledges removed
Inactivity destroyed me.
Let me ban him, post denied?

Games in the closet, I am dirty,
Hentai no baka.
I went and took all their comics away!
Dirty, games in the closet, he is dirty.

You little bitch, you're gonna die,
See all the fans there, amassing.
They're gonna kill you now, you ready,
Cause they are! AHA! You had to go
And post that, what did you hope to gain?
Are you insane?
Just 5 PMs, Fred your honor,
Him and me, alone.

Please, Fred, don't shut it down, don't bend to this
Moron's will.
M'lud we never wanted this, so
Just delete the damned thread.
Why'd he ever have to post it?
Fred, your honor, let me kill him now.

Triple-X manga, I am dirty,
Under the staircase.
What, can't you people just appreciate
The friggin' art?
Dirty, triple-X manga, he is dirty.

The evidence before the forum [1] is
Not understandable. There's no point in
Accusing anyone.
In all my years of drawing,
I have never heard before
Of someone more annoying
Who should be stuffed into a drawer
The way you made them pissed off,
And proceeded to at them scoff,
Fills me with the urge to flay you live!

"Hey, Fred! Spit on him!"

As, you ass, you have shown [2] your
I sentence you to lead the tours of
Our nation!
Pull down his site!

[1] Pronounce this word like form, and not fo-rum.
[2] The original blurs all the syllables in the word revealed into one, so I'm just using one syllable.

The Trial
by Pink Floyd

Good morning, Worm your honor.
The crown will plainly show
The prisoner who now stands before you
Was caught red-handed showing feelings
Showing feelings of an almost human nature;
This will not do.
Call the schoolmaster!

I always said he'd come to no good
In the end your honor.
If they'd let me have my way I could
Have flayed him into shape.
But my hands were chained,
The bleeding hearts and artists
Let him get away with murder.
Let me hammer him today?

Toys in the attic I am crazy,
Truly gone fishing.
They must have taken my marbles away.
Crazy, toys in the attic he is crazy.

You little shit you're in it now,
I hope they throw away the key.
You should have talked to me more often
Than you did, but no! You had to go
Your own way, have you broken any
Homes up lately?
Just five minutes, Worm your honor,
Him and me, alone.

Come to mother baby, let me hold you
In my arms.
M'lud I never wanted him to
Get in any trouble.
Why'd he ever have to leave me?
Worm, your honor, let me take him home.

Over the rainbow, I am crazy,
Bars in the window.
There must have been a door there in the wall
When I came in.
Crazy, over the rainbow, he is crazy.

The evidence before the court is
Incontrivertable, there's no need for
The jury to retire.
In all my years of judging
I have never heard before
Of someone more deserving
Of the full penaltie of law.
The way you made them suffer,
Your exquisite wife and mother,
Fills me with the urge to defecate!

"Hey Judge! Shit on him!"

Since, my friend, you have revealed your
Deepest fear,
I sentence you to be exposed before
Your peers.
Tear down the wall!

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