[!filk] I know this doesn't scan or rhyme perfectly (pretty close, though), but it sings well, and that's all that matters, to me.
Also, I know that I already have a filk up. Deal with it. [/!filk]

Why Duz This Always Happen to Me?
by Eli Young (Elyscape)
Apologies to Weird Al

I was reading some shoujo one day when some school-girls suddenly noticed me
I was so frightened that I simply ran away
I have never been embarresed so, and I ran as if for my life
On my way out I knocked down a display

And I thought, "God, please answer me one question:
Why'd you have to go and make me do that stupid thing?"
Holy crap, now I must set it up and organize
And I may never ever live down this horrifyingly awkward sting

Why duz this always happen?
Why duz this always happen to me?
Why duz this always happen?
(Why) Why duz this always happen to me?

Wah wah wah, wah wah wah wah wah
Wah wah wah wah, wah wah wah wah wah

I was getting a new rail pass because I'd fully used the old one
When I saw a real cute girl who couldn't pay
She seemed to be in real big trouble and I thought that I could help
So I gave her mine and left, I did not stray (I did not stray)

And I thought - oh, man I just did a great thing
Hey, wait a minute, she probably won't use it - stupid me
Well, now I'm broke, I'll have to walk all the way home now
I just hope that I can get back before Largo goes on a killing spree

Oh, Why duz this always happen?
Why duz this always happen to me?
Why duz this always happen?
(Why) Why duz this always happen to me?

Wah wah wah wah, wah wah wah wah wah
Wah wah wah wah, wah wah wah wah wah
Wah wah wah wah, wah wah

Largo suddenly came while I was working at MegaGamers
Erika took us to the Beer Garden
And with her came that weird girl who thinks that I rape minors
So I tried to make her understand the truth (and the whole truth)

And as I talked to her while drinking beer
Guess what I discovered? She's that girl from the train
Now she thinks that I was trying to buy a lay
And I doubt that she'll ever look at me quite the same again (quite the same again)
Oh, tell me

Why duz this always happen?
Why duz this always happen to me?
Why duz this always happen?
Why duz this always happen to me?

Why duz this always happen to me?
(Why duz this always happen to me?)
Why duz this always happen to me?
(Why duz this always happen to me?)

Wah wah wah wah, wah wah wah wah wah wah
Wah wah wah wah, wah wah wah wah wah wah
Wah wah wah wah, wah wah wah wah wah wah
Wah wah wah wah, wah wah wah wah wah

Wah wah wah wah wah, wah wah wah wah
Wah wah wah wah wah, wah wah wah wah wah
Wah wah wah wah wah, wah wah wah wah wah wah
Wah wah wah wah wah, wah wah wah wah wah wah

Why Does This Always Happen to Me?
by Weird Al

I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report
About some devastating earthquake in Peru
There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried alive
On the Richter scale it measured 8.2

And I said, "God, please answer me one question:
Why'd they have to interrupt 'The Simpsons just for this?"
What a drag, 'cause I was taping it and everything
And now I'll have to wait for the rerun to see the part of the show I missed

Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen?
(Why) Why does this always happen to me?

Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba

I was driving down the highway when all the traffic slowed to a crawl
There was a twelve-car pile-up, everybody dead
And I saw brains and guts and vital organs splattered everywhere
As well as my friend Robert's disembodied head (disembodied head)

And I thought - Poor Rob, I just had lunch with him
Hey, wait a minute, he still owes me money - what a jerk
Well, there's five bucks that I'm never gonna see again
Plus now, on top of everything else, it looks like I'm gonna be late to work

Oh, Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen?
(Why) Why does this always happen to me?

Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba

Oh, the other day, my boss said we were running low on toner
And he told me I should buy another case
Well, I told him I was busy, but he still just kept on asking
So, I turned around and stabbed him in the face (right in the face)

Oh, and wouldn't you know it, my knife got stuck
I guess that's probably bound to happen now and then
But I'm afraid I may have bent the tip a little
And I know that blade will never ever be quite as sharp again (quite as sharp again)
Oh, tell me

Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?

Why does this always happen to me?
(Why does this always happen to me?)
Why does this always happen to me?
(Why does this always happen to me?)

Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba

Ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba
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