Belphie the p0wnzored kitty

Belphie the bat winged kitty,
had a heavy catnip dose,
and if you saw him that day,
you would agree that it's gross.

When he saw Boo the hampster,
all he did was condescend;
he wouldn't let the rodent,
rescue his feathery friend.

Then that dark evening of fear,
Boo turned round and said:
"Belphie I don't think you're fast
enough to outmatch my blast."

Before the cat got p0wnzored,
Sera wanted Boo to flee.
Now even Asmo's fearful,
'Cause Boo's on a killing spree!

Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose
and if you ever saw it
you would even say it glows
all of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names
they never let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer games
then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
then how the reindeer loved him
as they shouted out with glee
"Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
you'll go down in history."

Code is poetry. Valid XHTML and CSS.

All content copyright their respective authors | Bug squashing by Skuld-sama | Graciously hosted by _Quinn ­ | cwdb codebase by Alan J Castonguay

Megatokyo Writer's Archive
http://cwdb.azaphrael.org/view/676