Nerdy Fanboyz

I spend my spare time checking up on you,
I've been arrested here a time or two,
I like to follow cute seiyuu,
I'm a nerdy fanboy.

Well, I shoulda kept my distance, but I had to peer,
Bodyguards and lawyers are what I must ph34r,
People say I'm very weird,
I'm a nerdy fanboy.

Stalk 'em every day,
Stalk 'em every night,
Stalk 'em every day,
Stalk 'em every night,
Stalk 'em every day,
Stalk 'em every night,
Stalk 'em every day,
Stalk with all our might.

We got an unhygienic techie tracing you on-line,
He watches all the newsgroups for some tell-tale sign,
He'll catch a whiff of you in time,
He's a nerdy fanboy.

Are you gonna shop for groceries? Will we cross your path?
Can we take some pictures of you at the public bath?
We're experts at surveillance craft,
We are nerdy fanboyz.

You don't really need to know about her private life,
You really shouldn't cause her such emotional strife,
Just go on and take a hike,
All you nerdy fanboyz.


Stalk 'em every day,
Stalk 'em every night,
Stalk 'em every day,
Stalk 'em every night,
Stalk 'em every day,
Stalk 'em every night,
Stalk 'em every day,
Stalk with all our might.

Nerdy little weasels, nerdy little guys,
We got our nerdy little noses in your private lives,
We see ourselves as master spies,
We are nerdy fanboyz.

We can write a bunch of filks that all of us can sing,
We can speculate about all of the tiniest things,
And then do lots of RP-ing,
We're all nerdy fanboyz!

(apologies to Don Henley - heck, apologies to everyone!)
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Don Henley
Dirty Laundry


I make my living off the Evening News ,
Just give me something, something I can use,
People love it when you lose,
They love dirty laundry.

Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here,
I just have to look good, I don't have to be clear,
Come and whisper in my ear,
Give us dirty laundry.

Kick 'em when they're up,
Kick 'em when they're down,
Kick 'em when they're up,
Kick 'em when they're down,
Kick 'em when they're up,
Kick 'em when they're down,
Kick 'em when they're up,
Kick 'em all around.

We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who comes on at five,
She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye,
It's interesting when people die,
Give us dirty laundry.

Can we film the operation? Is the head dead yet?
You know, the boys in the newsroom got a running bet.
Get the widow on the set!
We need dirty laundry.

You don't really need to find out what's going on.
You don't really want to know just how far it's gone,
Just leave well enough alone,
Keep your dirty laundry.

Kick 'em when they're up,
Kick 'em when they're down,
Kick 'em when they're up,
Kick 'em when they're down,
Kick 'em when they're up,
Kick 'em when they're down,
Kick 'em when they're stiff,
Kick 'em all around,

Dirty little secrets, dirty little lies,
We got our dirty little fingers in everybody's pie,
We love to cut you down to size,
We love dirty laundry.

We can do "The Innuendo", we can dance and sing,
When it's said and done we haven't told you a thing,
We all know that Crap is King,
Give us dirty laundry!

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