We'll Stop You, 3vil Zombie Queen

We'll stop you, 3vil zombie queen,
You can be sure of that.
With crossbows, bombs and many guns,
If nothing else, a bat!
We'll end your reign of destruction,
You minions will go splat!
O tidings of violence and doom,
Violence and doom!
O tidings of violence and doom.
From the lands across the sea,
The l33t Master came,
He arrived in Megatokyo
And soon he grew in fame
So ph34r his l33t n3kkid skillz
And forget that he's insane,
O tidings of violence and doom,
Violence and doom!
O tidings of violence and doom.
Dom and Ed, they're warriors,
All challengers they shall take.
Though their record isn't very good,
Just recall the EdQuake.
Even so they work for good
(Or so they claim, those fakes.
O tidings of violence and doom,
Violence and doom!
O tidings of violence and doom.
Junpei is a ninja spy,
And a gamer to the end.
With a win at Mortal Kombat,
Back home Largo he'd send.
But Largo's the l33t Master,
With that you can't contend,
O tidings of violence and doom,
Violence and doom!
O tidings of violence and doom.
And so these great adventurers
They'll go to face the foe,
Doom is coming soon for us,
Next Tuesday, don't you know?
But at the depths of 3vils heart
These great men shall strike a blow.
O tidings of violence and doom,
Violence and doom!
O tidings of violence and doom...

God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman

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