All I w4n7 f0r Chr1s7m4s[Lead in:]
Everybody stops
and flames me
My English is too
plain as you can see
I don't know just who
to blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Christmas Eve
is as plain as it can be!
All I want for Christmas is to learn leet speak,
To learn leet speak, to learn leet speak
Gee, if I could only learn leet speak,
Then I could wish you
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It would be so fun if I could say,
"1 |20><0|23|) j00|2 80><0|25."
Gosh, oh gee, how happy I'd be
If I could only 0//||z j00.
All I want for Christmas is to learn leet speak,
To learn leet speak, to learn leet speak
Gee, if I could only learn leet speak,
Then I could wish you
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