Teaching in a High School in Japan

School-bells ring, are you skipping?
In your class, kids are listening!
Their silence is hushed
As you stand up front,
Teaching in a high school in Japan.

Gone away is good English,
Here to stay is l33t Engrish,
That Canadian bloke
Was just a bad joke,
Teaching in a high school in Japan.

In the arcade you can show them l33t skillz,
Let's hope the PTA does not find out,
But if they do, just tell them "j00 must ph33r not,
"For I will teach them well without a doubt!"

"Beet-downuzu suksoru,"
Is the wisdom you gave to
Your students, and then
You got paid some yen,
Teaching in a high school in Japan.

In the arcade you may duel with Miho,
But if you do you better watch your butt,
For if you don't that c|-|ixor's gonna spank you
In front of all your students, which will suck!

Later on you'll go drinking,
And review in your thinking,
How you faced unafraid
The challenge you made,
Teaching in a high school in Japan.

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