I'll edit this later.... some lines are a bit rough ;.;

Based on "Battle Hymn of the Republic".

Mine eyes have seen the ph34r of the coming of the rave;
Of the secrets known by those within the Evil Cave,
the eldritch sounds of pow'r the Necrowombicon gave,
The fans are dancing on.

I have heard the fans cry out from the faction camps
\"They have builded Her a Church with voltage and amps!\"
I shiver with the rest, by the dim and flaring lamps
Her fans are dancing on.

I have read a fiery gospel writ in burnish`d rows of steel,
"As the darkly cute one, with my legions you shall deal;
Let the loyal to the Darkly Cute crush the bakas with their heels
Since Miho is marching on.

She has sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat
Her right hand man is sitting at the highest seat\"
Oh, let us be quick to avoid them! Take haste, my feet!
The Church is marching on.

In Gallagher's Japan, all things are possible, you see;
And being on the forums transfigures you and me:
We might take sides, or not, but 'tis certainly
That Megatokyo is going strong.
Types: Filk, Erika, Humor
The Worshipin' of Hayasaka
(to the tune of The Battle Hymn of the Republic)

Mine eyes have seen the glory of extreme hypertrophy,
She is r4ck3d beyond all reason, she is statuesquely sw33t,
Upon the streets she often bears her smooth and shiny piece,
Our Goddess marches on!

Lordy, lordy, Hayasaka!
Lordy, lordy, Hayasaka!
Lordy, lordy, Hayasaka!
Our Goddess marches on!

I have seen her doing cosplay at a hundred gamers' cons,
Or down at MegaGamers when she doesn't have much on,
Of the clothes she wears around the house, I'm also very fond,
Her beauty keeps me stunned!


I have seen the ph34r of those who've read what fiery runes have writ,
I have noted the dismay that follows her ironic wit,
And I've even heard the screams that come from fanny-groping twits,
Her presence means good fun!


Have you noticed favors masked behind an unconvincing sneer?
Did you see the face of Largo light-up when she bought the b33r?
Have you heard how strong men broke down when her poster did appear?
Her lost wings are my song!


I'm a fanboy most devoted, I am at her call and beck,
When I'm driving and she's on the street, I certainly will wreck,
She can beat me, she can hurt me, she can make me write bad checks,
Our Goddess can't do wrong!

Note: Elyscape's first filk ever.

Go Away
Sung to the tune of The Battle Hymn of the Republic

I thought I told you to get far, far away.
But for some unknown reason you have chosen to stay.
I warned you that if you don't leave you're surely gonna pay.
So please leave me alone.

Everyone misunderstands me,
Everyone misunderstands me,
Everyone misunderstands me,
My feelings are my own.

Everything is gonna change if you don't leave right now,
And everyone will hate you from sunup until sundown,
Not understanding how it makes me want to drown.
Not leaving me alone.


Please, I beg of you, leave now and save yourself
Or they'll see you with me and they will treat you like myself,
They'll find you and they'll break you and they'll leave you on the shelf.
The truth cannot be shown.


All my life they mocked me, not caring how I felt.
A year ago they came and they beat me with a belt.
They called themselves my friends, but I knew how they felt.
Don't even call my phone.


You call yourself my friend but you cannot understand
What friendship can mean to those who don't know where they stand.
Something will happen causing your abandonment of me,
Before that happens, go.


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