Well, they'll 0wnz j00 when they think you are cute
[113]They'll 0wnz j00 when you share your food
[313]They'll 0wnz j00 and almost get you fired
[131]They'll 0wnz j00 'cause you're a bitch when you're tired
[310]But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get 0wnzed
[edit: Fixed 3rd link. Thank you, Shoka]