Everybody Must Get Ownzed! (Piro)

Piro:
They'll 0wnz j00 when you're wearing ears & tails... [110]
They'll 0wnz j00 when you're trying to make a sale... [92]
They'll 0wnz j00 when you're working at the store... [334]
They'll 0wnz j00 with an accidental lap-pour...[358]
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get ownzed!