An Ode to tC
Theme (and a few lines) from 'Stuck in the Middle With You' by Gerry Rafferty
By Durden and ER
Many apologies to Gerry Rafferty, and many thanks for the phenomenal song.


Well, I don't know what happened here tonight,
I got the feelin' that something ain't right.
I'm so scared that this is all goin' to end
All alone, for myself, I'll have to fend.
N00bs to the left of me, l33t ones to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Yes I'm, stuck in the middle with you,
And I'm wondering what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile off my face,
When I think about all the things we have faced.
N00bs to the left of me, l33t ones to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Well, you started off with nothing,
With your pro-ver-bi-al NEN.
Az and Vet, they all come callin'
Take you in their arms and say 'Hey. Hey.'

Trying to keep the peace with us all,
But I can see that it won't last at all,
BfC is the last place we can play!
Before the rest of us call it a day.
N00bs to the left of me, l33t ones to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Well, you made yourself a name now,
And they ask you for your helping hand.
But with all your friends goin'
You can't say much at all except 'Sorry. Sorry.'

Well, I guess that it stops here tonight.
My feelings, I suppose they were right.
I'm not scared, 'cause we've all had a good run.
And the time comes when we end all the fun.
N00bs to the left of me, l33t ones to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you.
Stuck in the middle with you.
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Disclaimer: Don't take this as anything but a vent. It's just the way I feel right now.

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Stuck In The Middle With You
(Rafferty/Egan)

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right.
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs.
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you,
And I'm wondering what it is I should do.
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place.
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Well, you started off with nothing,
And you're proud that you're a self-made man.
And your friends they all come crawlin',
Slap you on the back and say, \"Please, please.\"

Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see it makes no sense at all.
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?
Well, I don't think I can take anymore.
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Well, you started out with nothing,
And you're proud that you're a self-made man.
And your friends they all come crawlin',
Slap you on the back and say, \"Please, please.\"

Yeah, I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Yes I'm, stuck in the middle with you,
Stuck in the middle with you,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

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