Fifty Wayz to Slaughter Zombiez
(to the tune of "Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover")

"Your problem is all inside j00r head," he said to me,
"The answer is easy if you grasp reality,
"j00 will be fsked and tarred if I can't make you see
"There must be fifty wayz to slaughter zombiez."

He said, "I really don't like educatin' j00,
"But I ph34r your weird obsession with those girlz who wear fu-ku
"Will compromise us, so focus on this rule:
"There must be fifty wayz to slaughter zombiez,
"Fifty wayz to slaughter zombiez."

Just cut off their heads, Ed,
Lob in a bomb, Dom,
Let's put 'em away, Junpei,
Now hear what I said,
Don't lose your cool, Boo,
Just keep j00r aim true-blue!
Didja hear what I said, Fred?
Let's kill some undead.

Cut off their heads, Ed etc...

He said, "It makes me wanna hurl to see you rut
"Over undead flesh or plastic; either one is bad 'nuff."
I said, "It ain't at all like that, and would you please shut up
"About the fifty wayz?!"

He said, "I guess you're never gonna get a grip,
"Though j00r danger might be less because your skull is pretty thick,"
Which kinda pissed me, but I realized what makes my buddy tick:
"There must be fifty wayz to slaughter zombiez,
"Fifty wayz to slaughter zombiez."

Just cut off their heads, Ed,
Lob in a bomb, Dom,
Let's put 'em away, Junpei,
Now hear what I said,
Don't lose your cool, Boo,
Just keep j00r aim true-blue!
Didja hear what I said, Fred?
Let's kill some undead.

Cut off their heads, Ed etc...

(apologies to Paul Simon)

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50 Ways To Leave Your Lover Lyrics
Paul Simon


"The problem is all inside your head", she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover

She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover

You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

Slip out the back, Jack etc...

She said it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again
I said I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways

She said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover

You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

Slip out the back, Jack etc...

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