-- [filk] --
Forumite:
Dear Seyo-kun~
The forums wait for you
There is a filk and we
Think you must read
Seyo:
Hmm I think I see, it seems that ely-chan
Has filked again, and it seems rather clear
Crowd:
Hosanna! Ely-chan!
Dark Seyo:
Read that scansion with some care
It seems a bit too slow
A trick of metaphorics
And his thread has hit top bar!
Forumites *jeer at Dark-Seyo*:
He is fabulous!
He is fabulous!
Crowd *with Ely on their shoulders*:
Ely-chan, filker-star
Do you believe you can filk it all?
Forumites:
He is fabulous, fabulous!
That man has done another gem
Pink Floyd we must applaud
An 80's revolution
Necromatic super-fly!
He is fabulous!
Crowd:
Ely-chan, filker-star
Forumites:
He is fabulous!
Look Seyo-kun~
His fan-hoards blot the sun
Quick Seyo-kun~
Go call the Forum mod
Seyo-kun:
No! Why? He has succeeded in filking our favorite song...
Dark Seyo:
What shall we do about Ely of Forum Fame?
Miracle writer, lyrics to boot
Forumites:
No praises, no modders, no fanpics, no parties
Seyo-kun:
One thing to say for him, Ely is cool
Dark Seyo:
We dare not leave him in front of a 'puter
With aged retro-disco he'll get out of control
Forumites:
But he has just written, his glamour increases
With every minute, he's soon to be pinned
Seyo-kun:
I~ see brand new horizons
A chain of great filking --
-- the mods wouldn't ban
I~ see revival, restruction
A genre's rebirth, because of one man
Filk's regeneration
Because of one man
Forumites:
What can we do to assist Elymania?
How can we help in this wonderful plan?
Where do we start with a filk that is better
Than Lloyd was when Lloyd did the rock opera scene?
Seyo-kun:
Fools! You have no perception!
The filk that we're filking
Is frighteningly old
We must filk it completely
So like Lloyd before him
This filking must rise
For the sake of the genre
This filking must rise
Must rise, must rise
This filking must rise!
*Seyo-kun and Forumites punt Dark-Seyo across the room, and out the door.
Seyo throws a 30 GP piece at Dark-Seyo, and slams the door*
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Ok, good job Ely ^__^v
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This Jesus must Die - Jesus Christ, Superstar
Apologies to Andrew Lloyd Weber
Priest
Good Caiaphas
The council waits for you
The Pharisees and priests
Are here for you
Caiaphas
Ah gentlemen, you know why we are here
With not much time, and quite a problem here
Crowd Outside
Hosanna! Superstar!
Annas
Listen to that howling mob
Of blockheads in the street
A trick or two with lepers
And the whole town's on its feet
All
He is dangerous! He is dangerous!
Crowd
Jesus Christ, Superstar
Tell us that you are who they say you are
Priests
He is dangerous, dangerous
That man is in town right now
To whip up some support
A rabble rousing mission
That I think we must abort
He is dangerous
Crowd
Jesus Christ, Superstar
Priests
He is dangerous
Look Caiaphas
They are right outside our yard
Quick Caiaphas
Go call the Roman guard
Caiaphas
No wait, we need a more permanent solution to our problem.
Annas
What shall we do about Jesus of Nazareth?
Miracle worker, pilgrim or fool
Priest
No riots, no Romans, no fighting, no slogans
Caiaphas
One thing to say for him, Jesus is cool
Annas
We dare not leave him to his own devices
His half-witted fans will get out of control
Priest
But how can we stop him, his glamour increases
With every minute, he's top of the pole
Caiaphas
I see bad things arising
The crowd crown him King
Which the Romans would ban
I see blood and destruction
Our elimination because of one man
Blood and destruction
Because of one man
Voices
What can we do about this Jesusmania?
How can we deal with the carpenter king?
Where do we start with a man who is bigger
Than John was when John did his baptism thing?
Caiaphas
Fools! You have no perception
The stakes we are gambling
Are frighteningly high
We must crush him completely
So like John before him
This Jesus must die
For the sake of the nation
This Jesus must die
Must die, must die
This Jesus must die
