Pretty Fly (For Mangaka Ja Nai)

Man, I had a lot of fun thinkin' this up. Hope you enjoy!

All standard disclaimers apply. Based on "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" by Offspring:

Give it to us, Freddy!
Aa hai! Aa hai!
Give it to us, Freddy!
Aa hai! Aa hai!
Give it to us, Freddy!
Aa hai! Aa hai!
Ichi, ni, san, shi, go, roku, hee!

You know it's kinda hard just to find good strips today,
Our subject is quite cool, but he thinks not anyway.
He may not have a clue but, he has a lotta style:
You gotta have some talent to churn strips out by the mile!

So don't irritate, a Piro straight,
You know he loves his job anyway.
And fans love the feel, 'cause it's surreal,
And fun to play, and fun to play!
So just click the link, and don't delay,
And keep on reading every single day!
The Web needs more of these, so Fred, Fred, do that drawing thing!

Give it to us, Freddy!
Aa hai! Aa hai!
Give it to us, Freddy!
Aa hai! Aa hai!
Give it to us, Freddy!
Aa hai! Aa hai!
And everybody thinks he's pretty fly (for mangaka ja nai)!

He's drawing out some 'toons, and we know they're really nice,
Because it has a ninja and some winged mice,
And pretty girls with 'tude, and gamers that are L337,
Add it all up, and you got something so $\/\/33+!

So don't irritate, a Piro straight,
You know he loves his job anyway.
And fans love the feel, 'cause it's surreal,
And fun to play, and fun to play!
So just click the link, and don't delay,
And keep on reading every single day!
The Web needs more of these, so Fred, Fred, do that drawing thing!

Give it to us, Freddy!
Aa hai! Aa hai!
Give it to us, Freddy!
Aa hai! Aa hai!
Give it to us, Freddy!
Aa hai! Aa hai!
And everybody thinks he's pretty fly (for mangaka ja nai)!

Now he's calling all the shots in his own studio,
And Seraphim is helping by managing the dough,
The merchandise is sellin' 'cause it can't be beat,
Fred sure struck gold when, when he wrote this treat!

Give it to us, Freddy!
Aa hai! Aa hai!
Give it to us, Freddy!
Aa hai! Aa hai!
Give it to us, Freddy!
Aa hai! Aa hai!
Ichi, ni, san, shi, go, roku, hee!

So don't irritate, a Piro straight,
You know he loves his job anyway.
And fans love the feel, 'cause it's surreal,
And fun to play, and fun to play!
So just click the link, and don't delay,
And keep on reading every single day!
The Web needs more of these, so let's get some more of these!
The Web needs more of these, so Fred, Fred, do that drawing thing!