Crazy Fanboy
apologies to The Five Americans

Went to work today,
Bad things came my way
Opened up to find
A fanboy blew my mind

Hayasaka fan
Cel phone in his hand
Ranting in my store
Don't want this no more . . .

Largo threw him off his feet
And Piro asked 'bout what he'd seen
Said I didn't care no more
And then I exited the floor . . .

Took a trip down mem'ry lane
Saw again the numbing pain, hey . . .

Crazy fanboy,
Da-da-da-da-da, Da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da, Da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da, Da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da, Da-da-da-da-da


Thought it went away
I just wish it would stay gone
Still remember what they did
The reason that ever hid

Crazed fanboy, I've got to say
I thought I'd beat my past before today, hey

Crazed fanboy, I've got to say
I thought I'd beat my past before today, hey
Crazy fanboy

should I run away, now?
Is anything left for me?

I don't know where to go and
Will things ever really change?

Da-da-da-da-da, Da-da-da-da-da

(Crazy Fanboy, oh Crazy Fanboy)

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Western Union
The Five Americans


Things went wrong today
Bad news came my way
I woke up to find
A wire that blew my mind

Western Union man
Bad news in his hand
Knocking at my door
Selling me the score

Fifteen cents a word to read
A telegram I didn't need
Said she doesn't care no more
Think I'll throw it on the floor

Got your cable just today
Killed my groove, I've got to say, hey
Western Union

Da-da-da-da-da da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da da-da-da-da-da

Now you've gone away and
How it's sad to say you've gone

I remember what they said
Now I'm going out of my head

Telegram just had to say
You've learned your lesson all the way, hey

Telegram just had to say
You've learned your lesson all the way, hey
Western Union

I'll be on my way 'cause
There's another girl for me

I'll be sure of her and
Things will be as they were
Da-da-da-da-da da-da-da-da-da
(Western Union, oh Western Union)
(Western Union, oh Western Union)


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Comments:

Didn't make this for any reason than the song's been going ceaselessly through my head all day. Heard it once on the radio yesterday and it just . . . stuck.

Sorry if it's not up to par or whatnot--I don't have the album or whatnot to check it against, and . . . well, felt uncomfortable putting in resolution where I didn't have a clue what it would be yet. This is more to resolve my own inner jukebox demons than anything.

With that said . . . hope you enjoyed it.

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