Don't Hit Me Now
by Eli Young (Elyscape)
Apologies to Pink Floyd

Ooooh, Ping!
Don't hit me now.
Don't smack me with that metal pole!
Remember the pain that I got
Charging you, Ping?
Is this how you thank me?
You bash in my head?
Oh, Ping!
Don't hit me now.
What happened here?
Why do you try to kill me?
What did I do to you to bring forth your wrath?
Oh, Ping!
Don't hit me now.
How can you treat me this way?
I run away
Ooooh, Ping!
What are you doing? Away!

Don't Leave Me Now
by Pink Floyd

Ooooh, babe!
Don't leave me now.
Don't say it's the end of the road.
Remember the flowers I sent?
I need you, babe,
To put through the shredder
In front of my friends.
Oh, babe!
Don't leave me now.
How could you go
When you know how I need you
To beat to a pulp on a Saturday night?
Oh, babe.
Don't leave me now.
How can you treat me this way?
Running away
Ooooh, babe!
Why are you running away?

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