Fred Gallagher sings "Photoshop"

(after Paul Simon's "Kodachrome")

When I think back
on all the crap I learned in art class
It's a wonder
I can draw at all
And though my lack of education
Hasn't hurt me none
I can read the Phorums on the web

Photoshop
It gives us these pas-tel colors
It gives us the greens of dresses
Makes you think all the world's a sunny day, (oh) yeah
I got a G4 PowerMac
I love to scan my pencil art
so Sera don't take my Photoshop away

If you took all the girls I draw
for MegaTokyo
and brought them all together in one strip
I know it'd never match
the fans' imagination
And everything looks worse in black and white

Photoshop
It gives us these pas-tel colors
It gives us the greens of dresses
Makes you think all the world's a sunny day, (oh) yeah
I got a G4 PowerMac
I love to scan my pencil art
so Sera don't take my Photoshop away

Sera don't take my Photoshop away [x3]

Sera don't take my Photoshop [x3]
away

Sera don't take my Photoshop,
MegaTokyo is far from done
Sera don't take my Photoshop

Sera don't take my Photoshop
Sera don't take my Photoshop away

- _Quinn