SUPER FRUVOUS MEGATOKYO DOUSHINJI #2: Tsubasa Don't Cry
(sung to Moxy Fruvous' "BJ Don't Cry No More")


Tsubasa left us without a home...

From Fred-sempai's quill comes the story tale of our two gamers,
Largo on the chandelier too drunk, Piro dragged him to the plane and
Flew them to Tokyo, bought some stuff maxxed out their Visa,
No cash to fly back home, time to call my friend Tsubasa.

Tsubasa don't cry no more,
When Largo spills beer on tatami floor,
Just dive into your renai world,
Virtual girls,
Tsubasa...

With these two gaijin, our nihonjin boy looks up from his game box,
Sure he still buys stuff, from Gainax and MegaGamers,
Thought about his life he did, wondered if there's more he should do,
Once happy sitting there, now needs to bail, he's going to.

Tsubasa don't cry no more,
Just leave a note and head right out the door,
They'll pay the rent, Piro's employed,
Though he'll be annoyed,
Tsubasa...

He thought about his life, his heart began to rush,
Forget the date sims, he wants his childhood crush,
Tsubasa skipped town...

Ba-ka!

La la la la la, la...
La la la la la...

Now on the plane, this great dreamer's looking pretty thoughtful,
All his old life sold away, games and posters by the boxful,
As in To Heart, Love Hina, and Tokimeki Memorial,
True love waits across the seas, Tsubasa what are you waiting for!

Tsubasa don't cry no more,
(always thought adventure might be fun)
He found out what his heart is beating for,
(left behind his trusty PSOne)
He hopped a plane to the new world,
(timid otaku-uu)
To find his girl,
Tsubasa...

Fly-to-L-A-from-Ja-pan!

Tsubasa took his pack, and a Tank Police shirt,
"Please wish me luck, and tke care of Ping-chan,
I'll contact you soon..."

Tsubasa don't cry no mo-o-o-ore,
Tsubasa don't cry no more...

So there we have a story, drawn by Fred-san, sung by Justy,
'Bout a mild-mannered nihonjin, and his memories oh-so-dusty,
Till he got his inspiration, from his friends there from America,
Left behind poor Piro-san, Largo, Miho, Yuki and Erika!

Tsubasa don't cry no more,
(always thought adventure might be fun)
He found out what his heart is beating for,
(left behind his trusty PSOne)
He hopped a plane to the new world,
(timid otaku-uu)
To find his girl,
Tsubasa...

He hopped a plane to the new world,
(timid otaku-uu)
To find his girl,
Tsubasa...

And now he's searching for his friend,
He'll search 'till the end,
She's just around the bend,
Tsubasa~~~!

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