Sung to "Iris" by the GooGoo Dolls

And I'd risk injury just to kick you
'Cause I know that you need it sometimes
You're the closest to decent that my clients come
And I don't want you to lose your mind

And all I can use is a laptop
And Boo's all the help that I get
When sooner or later she'll come back
I just don't want her coming back yet

And I don't want that girl to see you
'Cause I don't think that she'd understand
You're the sweetest of all of my clients
I just wish that you'd act like a man

And Boo can't fight the B33rs Largo's drinking
Or the warm gamer's glow 'hind his eyes
When everything feels like the gaming
Gotta shock him to keep him alive

And I don't want the girl to see him
'Cause I don't think that he'll understand
When all of his bones have been broken
He still thinks she's a spawn of the damned

*Musical Interlude*

And I don't want the girl to see you
'Cause I don't think that she understands
When everything's saved on her hard drive
She thinks she holds your heart in her hands
And I don't want the girl to see you
'Cause I don't think that you'll understand
When everything's like shojo manga
You may act like the wrong kind of man
I just want you to act like a man
I just want you to know you're a man
I just want you to know you da man