Types: Filk, Piro, Parody, Humor
Orright youse 'merkins 'n' other people. Toym youse got some Or-stray-li-yan cul-cha inner ya's. This is summink that comes from one a our most faymous 'strine songs. Even youse all should know it. So, wrap yer laughin' gear aroun' this one. No worries, mate. [/cliche]



Fraggin' With Largo

Piro the otaku, stuck in Me-ga-to-ky-o
Lived on the top of the Megagamers store
And he sang as he watched the computers spew out smoke and flame
Who'll come a fraggin' with Largo and me?

Fraggin' with Largo
Fraggin' with Largo
Who'll come a fraggin' with Largo and me?
And he sang as he watched the computers spew out smoke and flame
Who'll come a fraggin' with Largo and me?

Along came three schoolgirls to shop at Megagamers there
Up jumped Piro-kun and grabbed them with glee
Come on girls I'll teach you how to draw just like a manga-ka
Then you'll come a fraggin' with Largo and me

Fraggin' with Largo
Fraggin' with Largo
You'll come a fraggin' with Largo and me
Come on girls I'll teach you how to draw just like a manga-ka
Then you'll come a fraggin' with Largo and me

Along came Miho, psycho gothic gamer chick
Bringing her zombies, one-two-three
Let go those schoolgirls and stop drawing those hentai pics
You'll come a fraggin' with Largo and we

Fraggin' with Largo
Fraggin' with Largo
You'll come a fraggin' with Largo and we
Let go those schoolgirls and stop drawing those hentai pics
You'll come a fraggin' with Largo and we

Up jumped young Piro and leapt into the traffic flow
Fraggin' myself will stop your cheatin' said he
And his ghost may be heard if you shop in Megagamers now
Who'll come a fraggin' with Largo and me?

Fraggin' with Largo
Fraggin' with Largo
Who'll come a fraggin' with Largo and me?
And his ghost may be heard as you shop in Megagamers now
Who'll come a fraggin' with Largo and me?


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And here's the original song.


Waltzing Matilda

Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong,
Under the shade of a coolibah tree,
And he sang as he watched and waited till his billy boiled,
"Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me?

Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda,
Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me?"
And he sang as he watched and waited till his billy boiled,
"Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me?"

Down came a jumbuck to drink at the billabong:
Up jumped the swagman and grabbed him with glee.
And he sang as he shoved that jumbuck in his tucker-bag,
"You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me.

Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda,
You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me."
And he sang as he shoved that jumbuck in his tucker-bag,
"You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me."

Up rode a squatter, mounted on his thoroughbred;
Down came the troopers, one, two, three:
"Who's that jolly jumbuck you've got in your tucker-bag?
You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me!

Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda,
You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me.
Who's that jolly jumbuck you've got in your tucker-bag?
You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me!"

Up jumped the swagman and sprang into the billabong;
"You'll never catch me alive!" said he;
And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong,
"You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me!

Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda,
You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me!"
And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong,
"You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me!"

by A.B. "Banjo" Patterson



For an explanation of some of the peculiarly Australian terms you might want to try http://www.hamilton.net.au/matilda.html

And at http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/matilda.htm you can find some midi files with the tune, and the ... American version of the song. (My god, must you people screw with EVERYTHING?)


Sabyr
... under a blue sky ...
Origin: folksong
The Cool-Thing Largo Bore

There's an idol name of Erika hiding down Yoyogi way,
She's a beauty, boys, I wouldn't lie, but heed me when I say
That if you go to trespass at the Megagamer's store,
You'll rue the day you ever saw that cool-thing Largo bore.

You may talk of swords and chainsaws and your arsenal of guns,
You may brag upon your Killstick, but when all is said and done,
I learned what 0wn4ge really meant in Megatokyo lore
The day those zombies fell before that cool-thing Largo bore.
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The Hat Ned Kelly Wore

Good evening to youse one and all, good luck to what I say,
I've just stepped in to see you boys before I go away,
I've brought to you the relics boys, of the good old days of yore,
You'll curse the day you trampled on the hat Ned Kelly wore.

You may talk about your cheese cutters and your stiff brim panamas.
You may talk about your war caps all colours and bright stars.
I've searched the Chinese stations, from Hong Kong to Singapore,
And I never seen the equal of the hat Ned Kelly wore.

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