Ping-chan Likes Pie

A few long days ago
I can still remember when
Tsubasa showed up at the shop
He had brought along something new
To hook up with the PS2
The test model of a girl robot
But then she encouraged him
To take off on a mere whim
Bad news at the apartment
To America he went
I wasn't feeling any better
When I read all of his farewell letter
But somehow now we're stuck with her
And Ping, she likes her pie

So wai, wai, 'cause Ping-chan loves pie
She's a genki girl accessory for the games of ren'ai
We're going out for dessert so we're saying bai bai
and soon we're gonna have some fresh pie
soon we're gonna have some fresh pie

Did you write the faulty code
That sends her into rampage mode
If rejected by those she meets?
Now can you dodge a swinging lamp pole?
Can hiding save your mortal soul?
And can you teach English in a style l33t?
Well, another fine mess that you have made
'cause I saw you moshin' in the arcade
You both wrecked the machine
Man that riot was so mean
I was a lonely otaku anime fan
With Kimiko she may have ruined my chance
She answered the door with no pants
That Ping, she likes her pie
I started singin'

Wai, wai, 'cause Ping-chan loves pie
She's a genki girl accessory for the games of ren'ai.
We're going out for dessert so we're saying bai bai
and soon we're gonna have some fresh pie
soon we're gonna have some fresh pie

Miho picked Ping up outside my door
But once at school she hit the floor
While dialing her cell phone
Ping stayed with her throughout the day
She made a bad man go away
Miho decided to take her home
The next day she was feeling faint
Ping thought Anna Miller's would be great
While they were watching me
I got a lap full of coffee
And Gameru messed up her hair
So she sent him flying through the air
Largo took off and left her there
Poor Ping, she just wanted pie
We were singin'

Wai, wai, 'cause Ping-chan loves pie
She's a genki girl accessory for the games of ren'ai
We're going out for dessert so we're saying bai bai
and soon we're gonna have some fresh pie
soon we're gonna have some fresh pie

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(original lyrics, as if you didn't know)

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