Types: Filk
Okay, first:
megadustrial - everyone's favorite fredart sketch
[RP]
Alex stood in the corner of the club. It was the most exclusive in the city, and here he was guest DJ'ing for the crowd. The night was still young, as any half-bit romance writer would tell you.
"Hmm... I wonder if I should play this remix of mine. They liked the last Elton John, so... maybe it'll fly..."
He shrugs, balances the consequences, and places the CD on the traytable.
And queues up the pretty lights. ^_^
[/RP]
Tryin' to get the girl all the fanboys want
With apologies to Bowling for Soup
Closing time, Tuesday night and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to the girl who gave us a meal for free.
Her name's Kimiko, she's a friend of a coworker,
She has a rail pass, but I'm not quite sure whose it is.
And when she talks,
All the seiyuu go turn envy green.
I'm thinkin' she hates me!
Cause she's dubbin' Cubesoft's
Gray-toned Kotone
Changin' her emotions
"Sight"'s all that's in her eyes.
It's like a bad manga,
She is feelin' groovy
Well, maybe not really
Screamin' "I'm just a B!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the fanboys want,
She's the girl all the fanboys want!
She likes the cosplay and I like all the ren'ai,
Her CD changer's full of J-Pop like Hayashibara.
She says she'd like to do some dating and a RP
She'll never know that it's the best role she'll ever have.
And when she talks,
All the seiyuu go turn envy green
I'm thinkin she hates me!
Cause I gave her a rail pass,
Left without a glance back,
Thinkin' I'm a loser
Gaijin in her eyes
She isn't an EDS
Fake skin polymer
Hooked up with dual earblades
Is this Sony's better brand?
It's like a bad manga
I am feelin' hanged up,
If you were me then you'd be
Prayin' "Someone stop me!"
As I drink heavily
Tryin' to get the girl all the fanboys want.
She's the girl all the fanboys want! x3
There she is again
With long skirts on, and padding in her bra
She burnt my arm, it needs to be sedated,
All I wanted was for her to make it
Now I'm showin fanart
Of Gray-toned Kotone
Gettin' her to trust me
Her eyes are right in mine
I can't grow a new heart
And I ain't got a second chance
All I got's four choices... choices... choices...
It's like a bad manga
She is feelin groovy,
Well, maybe not really,
Prayin' "Just forgive me!"
As I try miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the fanboys want.
She's the girl all the fanboys want x4
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the fanboys want x2
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the fanboys want x2
----------
She's the Girl all the Fanboys Want
Bowling for Soup
8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me.
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring,
She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means.
And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She doesn't notice me!
Cause she is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She likes the godsmack and I like agent orange
Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have
And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She'll never notice me!
Cause she is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
She likes 'em with a mustache
Racetrack season pass
Drivin' in a Trans-Am
Does a mullet make a man?
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
There she goes again
With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair
She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was to see her naked!
Now I am watchin' wrestling
Tryin' to be a tough guy
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in my eyes
I can't grow a mustache
And I ain't got no season pass
All I got's a moped...moped....moped.....
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
---
[OOC]
Well, I've been on a NeoKimiko trend lately. *sigh*. Last time it was Seal's Kiss from a Rose, you remember? Well, same circumstances this time. I'm driving home from school and hear it on the radio, and immediately I start singing: "She's the girl all the fanboys want!" Man, I got some strange looks!
lol...
Hope I've lit up your day ^_^
- Seyosama
megadustrial - everyone's favorite fredart sketch
[RP]
Alex stood in the corner of the club. It was the most exclusive in the city, and here he was guest DJ'ing for the crowd. The night was still young, as any half-bit romance writer would tell you.
"Hmm... I wonder if I should play this remix of mine. They liked the last Elton John, so... maybe it'll fly..."
He shrugs, balances the consequences, and places the CD on the traytable.
And queues up the pretty lights. ^_^
[/RP]
Tryin' to get the girl all the fanboys want
With apologies to Bowling for Soup
Closing time, Tuesday night and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to the girl who gave us a meal for free.
Her name's Kimiko, she's a friend of a coworker,
She has a rail pass, but I'm not quite sure whose it is.
And when she talks,
All the seiyuu go turn envy green.
I'm thinkin' she hates me!
Cause she's dubbin' Cubesoft's
Gray-toned Kotone
Changin' her emotions
"Sight"'s all that's in her eyes.
It's like a bad manga,
She is feelin' groovy
Well, maybe not really
Screamin' "I'm just a B!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the fanboys want,
She's the girl all the fanboys want!
She likes the cosplay and I like all the ren'ai,
Her CD changer's full of J-Pop like Hayashibara.
She says she'd like to do some dating and a RP
She'll never know that it's the best role she'll ever have.
And when she talks,
All the seiyuu go turn envy green
I'm thinkin she hates me!
Cause I gave her a rail pass,
Left without a glance back,
Thinkin' I'm a loser
Gaijin in her eyes
She isn't an EDS
Fake skin polymer
Hooked up with dual earblades
Is this Sony's better brand?
It's like a bad manga
I am feelin' hanged up,
If you were me then you'd be
Prayin' "Someone stop me!"
As I drink heavily
Tryin' to get the girl all the fanboys want.
She's the girl all the fanboys want! x3
There she is again
With long skirts on, and padding in her bra
She burnt my arm, it needs to be sedated,
All I wanted was for her to make it
Now I'm showin fanart
Of Gray-toned Kotone
Gettin' her to trust me
Her eyes are right in mine
I can't grow a new heart
And I ain't got a second chance
All I got's four choices... choices... choices...
It's like a bad manga
She is feelin groovy,
Well, maybe not really,
Prayin' "Just forgive me!"
As I try miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the fanboys want.
She's the girl all the fanboys want x4
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the fanboys want x2
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the fanboys want x2
----------
She's the Girl all the Fanboys Want
Bowling for Soup
8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me.
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring,
She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means.
And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She doesn't notice me!
Cause she is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She likes the godsmack and I like agent orange
Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have
And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She'll never notice me!
Cause she is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
She likes 'em with a mustache
Racetrack season pass
Drivin' in a Trans-Am
Does a mullet make a man?
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
There she goes again
With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair
She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was to see her naked!
Now I am watchin' wrestling
Tryin' to be a tough guy
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in my eyes
I can't grow a mustache
And I ain't got no season pass
All I got's a moped...moped....moped.....
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
---
[OOC]
Well, I've been on a NeoKimiko trend lately. *sigh*. Last time it was Seal's Kiss from a Rose, you remember? Well, same circumstances this time. I'm driving home from school and hear it on the radio, and immediately I start singing: "She's the girl all the fanboys want!" Man, I got some strange looks!
lol...Hope I've lit up your day ^_^
- Seyosama
