At least three, actually. I presume this is the infamous "Sailor Bubba" alluded to by Seraphim in
339?
Anyhow... seeing as I have to justify this outrageous bumpage...
Ph34rbots
(After
Gumboots - I'm sure Paul Simon would be horrified)
I was on an expedition,
In a plane escaping E3,
Justifying my decision
To this friend of mine who caused
A little bit of a melee.
Then his pants came off
(Too much on show)
So what was I going to do about it?
I thought that we should go.
I don't think he could live there,
But I think I could.
Largo met this gothic gamer chick
When the teacher was a no-show,
Thinking she had supernatural powers
He jumped out of a window.
He said "Boo, this is a problem;
I'd better stay,
If there's t3h und34d lurking here...
Besides, Japanese schools give excellent pay!"
I don't think she could hurt them,
But you think she could.
I don't think she could hurt them,
But you think she could.
I was looking at the mess
When I met this fuku'd jailbait.
"Both Piro and Largo in Japan?" she said,
"What a twist of fate!"
I said "Hey, Lolita, do I know you?"
She said we competed in Endgames,
Disrupting what I thought I knew.
I don't think I could love you,
But you think I could?
I don't think I could love you,
But you think I could?
